The only thing that makes the grass greener on the other side is manure. |
Wise people talk because they have something to say, Foolish people talk because they have to say something. |
The Only Reason I Was Talking Behind Your Back Was Because You Wasn't There |
Light travels faster than sound. that is why people seem bright until they speak. |
I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?' |
Facebook Stalking: |
There is a copple of reasons why I go to Walmart |
I got a king sized bed. I don't know any kings, but if one came over, I guess he'd be comfortable. "Oh, you're a king, you say? Well you won't believe what I have in store for you! It's to your exact specifications!" |
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar. |
Yep, you may seem to be the coolest kid in school, but I'll look ya up ten years from now and see how "cool" you are! |