Teamwork, means never having to take all the blame yourself!

Computers are like people, using a hammer does not fix them.

For what purpose do guys have nipples?

I got pulled up th other day and the police officer askd me to check my speed... lucky i did it had nearly6 fallen out of my pocket.

When i do pushups, im not lifting myself, im pushing the earth down..

It's like the world is your ice cream cone,
It looks pretty nice and delicious on the outside,
But then it starts to melt and get clingy and sticky.

Remember me for who i am, not for wat ive done
Remember me for what i have meant, not for wat ive said

Just tell Nemo you couldn't find him cuz you were getting stonned. He'll understand.
[r-e-s-p-o-n-s-a-b-i-l-i-t-y]
my anti_drug

Embracing my insanity and breeding it in hopes of creating genius

I blame the toothfairy for teaching kids that it's okay to sell bodyparts for money.