Only in America....do banks leave both doors wide open...but chain the pens to the counters.

If Hooters had a door to door service, Would they change their name to Knockers?

Real girls arent perfect

perfect gurlz arent real

There's nothing strange about insanity, it's very natural.

Preps can be so funny! They're the only people I know of that claim to be 'gangsta' while dressing like Carlton Banks.

Congratulations, you have won the first prize in the contest!! The first prize is $100,000.

Please wear a mask, bring a handgun and receive the prize from the bank at 4pm today.

92% of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it was uncool to breathe. Repost this if you are the 8% who would be laughing your a*s off!!!

You know the world is crazy
when the best rapper is a white guy
the best golfer is a black guy
the tallest guy in the NBA is chinese
& the three most powerful men in the
world are named \'bush\' \'d.i.c.k\' & \'colon\'

"Scientists tell us we only use 5% of our brains. But if they used only 5% of their brains to reach that conclusion, then why should we believe them?"

-Joseph Palm

"Too many people spend money they don't have, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like."~Will Smith