Why is it that a guy can have as many girls as he wants and he\'s the man but if girls have more than one we\'re ho's

Ur rocawear jeans- $85; your eckored shirt $50; your doo rag- $4; ur bling bling- $50,000; your airforce shoes- $150; ur rolex watch- $50,000. realizing ur white-PRICELESS

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching
them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years
telling them to sit down and shut-up.

1 tube of Vaseline: $3.00
1 box of condoms: $12.00
3 Gay porn magazines: $11.00
Making your parents think your brother is gay: PRICELESS.

Learn to respect honest people. They might hurt you with their words, but atleast they say it in your face, not behind your back.

Internet will never replace news paper, why? because internet does not wear out after you have read

NEVER argue with idiots, they draw you down to their level, then they beet you with experience!

3 words to ruin a guys ego..is it in??

It's strange, you stand in the middle of a library and yell 'Aaaaaagghhh!!' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an airplane, and everyone joins in.

"when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. then find someone who's life has given them vodka, and have a party!"
**ron white- b.c.c.t. rides again**

sorry- it's not original, but i had to put it on- i love it!