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"Did you know that marriage is the leading cause of divorce" |
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"you want WHAT on the ****ing ceiling?!" --Michelangelo, 1566 |
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7 Out of 10 voices in my head say, SHUT UP, CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TALKING? |
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You have the right to remain silent, Anything you say will be misquoted, Then used against you. |
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Him: I dunno why you wear a bra, you've got nothing to put in it. |
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Jingle bells, juniors smell, SEN10RS ALL THE WAY, sophomores suck & they're all sl_ts and freshman have no say. HAYYYY ;] |
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While in the middle of a trailor park, it is easier to find a sacrificial goat than a sacrificial virgin female. |
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You're the reason why people were born with middle fingers. |
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Go on talk shit about me, your only making me famous |
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They say the magican Hudini was good at making things dissaper. Well i can tell you this no one is better at making things dissaper than the canadian libreal party. they make your money dissaper like that. rember to look in there wallets |