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THE ECONOMY IS SOO BAD, THAT MADONNA ADOPTED A CHILD FROM THE UNITED STATES ****snare drum noise**** |
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Somebody said "what's yours is mine and what's mine is yours" i say what's yours is mine and what's mine is mine |
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Dont drink and drive somke and fly |
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Only in America...do we order a double cheeseburger, large fries and a DIET soda... |
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Contrary to popular belief, Gods last name is not "Damnit!" |
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I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me. |
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They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. |
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All i ask for is chance to prove that money can't make me happy. |
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The real trouble with my sarcasm, is that half the time when people think I'm being sarcastic, I'm actually being quite sincere. |
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Some people are alive because it's illegal to kill them |