Real eyes ,realize , real liez

You laugh at me Becuase I look funny
I laugh at you becuase your all the same

It's better to let someone think your an idiot, then opening your mouth and proving it.

A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with Once Upon A Time?"
He replied, "No, there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that begin with 'If elected I promise...'

Why is it people are more scared to see two guys holding hands, than to see two guys holding guns?

Sex is good, sex is great, so why do you still masturbate?

Whoever said nothing was impossible abviously never tried slamming a revolving door!

Girls are like phones. They love to be talked to, and held. But you push the wrong button, and you WILL get disconnected.
~I didn't actually write this i found it.~

When I die, I want them to throw my ashes in the sea sand so even then, I can still get in people's pants.

92% of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it was uncool to breathe. Repost this if you are the 8% who would be laughing your a*s off!!!