Stop dressing like me!
Uh...I dont dress like you...
Ya...well, you would if you could dress cool...

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing

I use to care, but now I take medication for that.

Be thankful that the world sucks... otherwise we would all fall off

I Must Be A Mushroom
Everyone Keeps Me In The Dark
And Keeps Feeding Me Bullshit.

If I Had A Brain
I Would Be Dangerous

"cock fighting"
are there any more people out there who find this expression highly amusing?

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words

Isn't it weird that the name of the fear of long words is a very long word??

Got a problem with me? Solve it.
Think im trippin? Tie my shoes.
Can't stand me? Sit down.
Can't face me? Turn the F.U.C.K around!

haha
i love thisssss
thanx ashley!!! =o]

"MY GOD MAN" said Sir John."Why the hell is there no cookie on my plate?"

"Well my friend" says Sir Orr "Because I ate it as if it were mine.

"Good to know. Carry on." says Sir John.