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Are you too gullible? We can cure you! Send $1,000 to... |
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Would a black man ever become president? |
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Death is God's way of telling man "Your fired!" |
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Fight the power, free your mind, EAT A DOUGHNUT!!! |
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You know you're a mexican when you share the same social security number with all of your amigos |
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The elephant said to the camel, "Why do you have two boobs on your back?" The camel replied,"That's funny coming from someone with a d**ck on their face". |
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Only in America...do we sell hot dogs in packages of 10 and buns in packages of 8. |
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A celebrity is a person who spend all thier life to become well known and then spends the rest of thier life trying not to be recognized in public |
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Take it as a compliment when someone calls you "weird." Being considered "normal" nowadays isn't exactly something you should look forward to. |
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Your bitter tongue surely spoils your pretty face! |