"if u dont shut up im going to move to texas, buy a house and a rifle, put u on my property then shoot you because in texas its legal...."

said that to my brother** lol wat? mean?

I'm not always right
but I'm never wrong

I'm not shy....I'm just trying to ignore all the stupid people.

(found on pub wall)

Ever notice that a man's favourite sport usually involves balls...

People have the privilege to be stupid, some just abuse the privilege.

So....im a b.itch?
well a b.itch is a female dog
and a dog barks
and bark comes from a tree
and trees are part of nature
and nature is beautiful
so thanks for the compliment.

Well dip me in chocolate and call me an oreo.

If you think your boss is stupid remember; you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter..

People of this world would be in great shape, if they ran as much as they do their mouths.

"Matter always takes the path of least resistence. So all matter, including humans, are fundamentally lazy. Matter will take every other path before deciding the right one, so all matter, including humans, is fundamentally retarded..."