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Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. |
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Roses are red |
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We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police. |
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Why do people call it an ATM Machine, but know it's really saying Automated Teller Machine Machine? |
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If women were made of glass, you still wouldn't be able to see through them... |
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Fire Fighters take the heat, but EMTs can legally take your clothes off!!! |
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Reality: An illusion due to lack of alcohol. |
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Awkward situation #2: You start talking to yourself in an empty room, only to realize there was someone sitting quietly in the corner the whole time. |
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I'm not racist. I hate everyone equally. |
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Love is like Heaven but hurts like Hell!! |