Roses r red vilots r blue im in love but not wit u u used me just to get laid guess wat playa u just got played

HATING ME WONT MAKE
YOU PRETTY!

I'm not anti-social, society is anti-me.

The elephant said to the camel, "Why do you have two boobs on your back?" The camel replied,"That's funny coming from someone with a d**ck on their face".

not mine, but it's hilarious!

God forbit you be an ugly girl
of course too pretty is also your doom
cause everyone harbors a secret hatred
for the prettiest girl in the room

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

There r three kinds of poeple in the world,those who can count and those who can't

Only in America:
We complain about our weight. Then we camp out by Mc.Donalds when the newest meal comes out.

Sometimes I think I'm the only sane people left in the world.

My father always said that there is no such thing as spontaneous combustion, you must set yourself on fire. I also found that other people are generally upset when I set them on fire.