~*~It's not illegal until you get caught!!!!~*~

CANDY iSZ DANDY, BUT LiQ0R iSZ QUiCKER!!!

a wise man once said
"i dont know, ask a woman"

Call me a nerd....

I'll be your boss in ten years.

We live in a society where losing your phone is more serious then losing your virginity.

When cows laugh, does milk come out of their nose?

Smile, it makes people wonder what you're up too..

Girl on Girl,
Guy on Guy,
Let our world,
Have some Pride.

The evening news is when they start with 'Good Evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't

Support cloning? Imagine a world with another me.... You're welcome.