A big black bug beat the big black bear but the big black bear beat the big black bug back.

Say it fast! :D

Message from: www.dating.com your dating add has been on the net for 8 weeks without any answer do you want us to try one week without a picture?

“children in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause children”

Crazy? i was crazy once. they put me in a rubber room. i died there. they buried me 6 feet under. the worms, the worms, the worms drived me crazy! crazy? i was crazy once...

"I see" said the blind man pissing in the wind...." its all coming back to me now!"

Try saying this five times fast:
Jerky Turkey Chicken Sandwich

Haha you tripped over your words

My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard, and they're like you wanna trade cards? Darn right, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade this but not my charizard.

-unknown

I know that you know what she knows what we know. Now you know why we know what she knows that we know.

I learned this simple yet silly tongue twister when i was going to church.

boat toy

try saying it quickly as many times as you can without accidentally saying
boy toy.

( i dont expect a rating on this just thought it would be fun to share)

Six sleepy sheep slept soundly saturday