If a person told you "I'm a compulsive liar", would you believe them?

Black bugs bleed blue blood when blue bugs bleed black blood

(say that 2 times fast!)

To the song Yankee Doodle

Michael jackson went to town
Riding on a heater
Accidently turned it on
And burnt his little wiener

Say "toy boat" 5 times fast. i can barely say it slow !! post 5 if you couldnt do it. !!

If he said she said i said you said then who said he said she said i said when you can't say you said i said he said she said?

Guys are like drugs;
They'll either kill you or give you the most amazing feeling of your life.

"If the weather is better
We should get together
Spend a little time and we can do whatever
And if we get together we'll be twice as clever
So, staple it together and call it bad weather"

I didnt make this quote up, jack johnson did

Hold your tounge and say apple

Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.

Big black birds bring big blue bags

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Now say that three times fast!!
one going faster than the first..