Friend: A jar of body paint would make a good gift.
Me: lol, yeah i used to have a jar of that once... dunno why o.O
Friend: Did you use it?
Me: Yeah, on some broad.
Me: BREAD! I MEAN BREAD!

Say this 5 times fast...
She sells sea shells by the sea shore...
That was even hard to type

Shut up, and kiss me!

Try saying it Fast.

she sells, sea shells on the sea shore,how many sea shells did she sell.

Silly sally went to sally shop
silly sally bought a silly slippers
silly sally slipped on a ice
silly sally sat on a soap
silly sally went silly

Changos chinos rechiflados,
que a las changas chinas chiflan.
Que bien chiflan a las changas chinas,
changos chinos rechiflados.

¿Qué pasa si te tomas el agua de limón?
Limón se queda con sed.

There is one love
there is true love
but there is no love
like my love

Mama made me mash my m&m's

Sally said sorry to sam for sellin sandwiches and singing sad songs