BOB "The Mad Bunny"

This is dedicated to the memory of BOB.

Bob was a happy bunny,
I sometimes found him funny.
Bob loved to eat carrots all the time,
Leaving pooh all over was his crime.

Bob did many things that was strange,
Bob had his own room he constantly rearranged.
One day Bob killed a cat with a carrot and a clock,
One day he killed a dog with some batteries and a sock.

But all in all Bob was a good pet,
Everywhere we went he killed who he met.
So finally one day Bob met his match,
There was a fish named Tommy who was a great catch.

Bob tried his best to kill that big fish,
But no matter what he threw he would always miss.
Out of desperation he jumped in the water,
Tommy knew then the bunny he'd slaughter.

Swimming up fast striking Bob with such force,
Tommy knew in a few he'd have his main course.
Bob finding it really hard to stay a float,
Tommy smashes Bob's head into a boat.

When Tommy swam by thinking he had won,
Bob turns and grabs him fast and says we're not done.
Bob's digging his teeth in and yelling you creep,
Not giving Tommy a chance to dive down really deep.

Bob finds Tommy's vein ripping it completely apart,
As his life slowly faded away Bob looks for his heart.
Chewing it up fast and letting his body float away,
Bob swims for the shore,
He has survived another day.