The Naked Joke

I found a letter,
In my mail slot.
It was some chick,
Who said " You Look Hot".

No return address,
No name I could see.
Just a room number,
And a silver key.

"Come to Room 401",
"A surprise you will find".
Confused but excited,
Things running through my mind.

Running up,
Each flight of stairs.
Faster and faster,
Just wanting to get there.

Arriving at the door,
Shoving in the key.
A room full of naked guys
Standing in front of me.

Someone's done it,
Pulled a bad joke.
I walk away laughing,
No longer feeling stoked.

So then I start plotting,
To get this person back.
As soon as I find them,
The sooner I will attack.