Masochist In Training

So you want learn how to become a masochist?
Life was just too beautiful and you're pissed?
There just wasn't enough hell in life for you?
You were just too lucky and it made you blue?

Your view of heaven was all torture and pain?
You want to learn how to love the whip, again?
It wasn't enough to have peace and contentment?
You desire the drama and the joy of resentment?

You're in luck; There is plenty of hell around.
Give me a minute; A good sadist can be found.
Now be a good slave and don your pretty chains.
Not quick enough; Lets see you do it, again.

I know how to beat you; No need to fret and worry.
But its OK if you want to; We're in no hurry.
The fun is just starting; I can take your pride.
Ere I get done with you; You'll have pain inside.

Feel better now that your sanity is finally leaving?
Feel the comfort of the shackles and new grieving?
Lets don the hood while I give the whip a rest.
There is always a new pain and always a new test.