Baseball

It was late in the day
The time was Spring, maybe May

I was playing ball with a pal
He was a big, black, dairy cow

I was up to bat
The pitcher threw a phat

;ball right toward me
a little to the left and above my right knee

I thought it was a curve ball
But at 90 mph, it was a tough call

I could not decide and was having a fit
then I finally knew when it hit