You might be a Redneck Jedi if...
1. Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color.
2. You have used your light saber to open and cook a can of pork and beans.
3. You have cut your three foot long grass with your light saber.
4. You think the best use of your light saber is picking your teeth.
5. You have used a light saber to clean fish or open a non-twist off bottle of beer.
6. You have bantha horns on the front of your land speeder.
7. There is a blaster rack in the back of your land speeder.
8. You have been hunting with your military issued blaster rifle.
9. You can easily describe the taste of Ewok.
10. A peaceful meditation session is one without gas.
11. You can levitate yourself using a force from within, but not The Force.
12. You have ever used to force to trick your cousin into going on a date with you.
13. You have ever used to force to trick your cousin into marrying you.
14. You have had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.
15. You have used old French fry oil as fuel for your land speeder/X-Wing.
16. Wookies are offended by your B.O.
17. You have used The Force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
18. You have used The Force in conjunction with fishing/hunting.
19. You can find no grammatical errors in the way Yoda talks.
20. Your father told you, ''Shoot, son come on over t' the dark side...it'll be a hoot.''
21. You've had your R2 unit use its self defense electro-shock thingy to light a barbeque.
22. At least one wing of your X-Wing fighter is primer colored.
23. You think that the Storm trooper Elite Guards are just KKK members with really good sheets.
24. You have lost a hand during a light saber fight because you had to spit.
25. Your master has said, ''My finger you will pull..Hmmm?''
26. The worst part of spending time on Dagoba is the dadgum skeeters.
27. You have house-broken a Wookie as a pet.
28. At the dinner table you let your 13 year old daughter use death pills in front of her daughter.
29. You think Master Windu received a purple light saber because the council is racist.
30. You have pictured yourself doing any of these things.
