Booze

by jason   Feb 21, 2008


To go out ona friday nite and have a drink
before you know it booze controls the way u think
its kinda nice the way it makes u feel
from lager to vodka its all the real deal

the weak stuff u can sup all day
strong stuff a few pints then ur on ur way
vodka is best u feel quite straight
then when u leave the pub u need ur m8

they carry u home and put u to bed
and then in the morning not a pounding head
everything else makes the morning bad
why did i do it it makes u sad

i like to drink it makes me funny
the only prob is lack of money
wages go on to improve ur life
maybe in a pub il find my wife

but then again maybe not
or should i cut down or even stop
it even makes u forget how to think
so i raise my glass to the thing called drink

food is a must wen drank to much
sober u up quick before u throu up
so if in the morning u do feel quite rough
hair of the dog till uv had enough

thats my advise it works well for me
trouble is ur always wanting a pee
so wednesday becomes the new friday
before u know it ur friday is now everyday

so if u like a drink be carefull not to exceed
do u realy want ur liver and kidneys to bleed
a slow painfull death it can bring to u
so be carefull not to drink ur life thru..

0


Did You Like This Poem?

Latest Comments

  • 16 years ago

    by The Queen

    LOlz Jas..i think u shud categorize this as a funny poem..hahahah...its so freakin funny..hahaha....booze erase all my worries...booze makes we happy,,,hahaha..CHEERS Mate..excellent Job...as always..xx

  • 16 years ago

    by June

    Very good.We all need some pleasure in life and if that pleasure is drink (but not too excessive) then so be it....the odd occasion I do get to have a drink helps to erase what else is going on in life and the bits I hate about it go away...trouble is once sober they are still there.