Simple Home Therapy!

Simple Home Therapy!

1. When choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.

2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop.

3. To treat high blood pressure: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

4. A set & ready mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

5. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

Thoughts:
When confused remember, everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

Some people are like slinkies. not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

*** For legal purposes it is hereby noted that this is just to make you smile. Do not use any of these home remedies as they may result in bodily harm.***

I realize it isn't a poem, but I hope it made you smile none the less!