I woke up eearly one morning,
as i normally do,
I opened my curtains and saw a stange sight,
instead of my house being on the left,
it was now on the right!
I walked downstairs,
and my brain was quite slow,
I only just realised I live in a bungalow!
I was just going to collect the post,
When I had a dreadful shock,
I turned just in time to see the postman bite the dog!!!
