I pledge allegiance to the corporate chain
That makes choice simple, everything's the same,
Corporate drink and corporate food
For corpulent minds with corpulent brood.
May your god bless the corporation with their
Hands in the pockets of the best in the nation,
Paid to protect and elected to serve,
Perhaps we get what we truly deserve.
Lower management stress, middle management strife,
For the atrophied executive with a trophy wife.
Big corporation is watching you,
Environmentally friendly and black is blue.
