One day I was driving
Down a dark highway,
When I hit a deer.
He got out of his car and said,
"What's wrong with you, you queer!?"
He stormed up to my window
And then began to shout,
"You trashed my brand new Hyundai,
You stupid, clumsy lout!"
It was true, his windshield smashed,
His hood was up and bent,
My car was hardly damaged,
But the bumper had a dent.
And he looked pretty mad, I'll say,
Until I pulled my gun.
"Easy, pal, forget about it."
It's safe to say I won.
So if you're out and driving,
Be sure to pack a rifle.
Even if it isn't loaded,
No deer will ever trifle.
