Death to Poetry

Death to Poetry by oNice

I hate poetry, yes I do!
Whittier, Frost, and Longfellow too!
Personification, meter, and rhyming;
Oh, dear me! Don't think that I'm whining!

It's just that onomatopoeia is difficult to use,
And refrain and satire are impossible to fuse!
I can never remember the meaning of metonymy,
Can't you see this awkward irony?

Elegies are overly dark and cold as night,
While epics are much too difficult to write.
Curse the Anglo-Saxons for inventing kenning!
I'm afraid that there is just no ending . . .

I hate poetry, yes I do!
Death to poetry, through and through!

*Inspiration from Juliea who wrote a poem about hating poems*
**I wrote this in sonnet form haha**