I woke up to the ringing of my cell phone and fell out of bed.
The flushing sound of the toilet scared the crap out of me.
The dog barked as I went down the stairs and licked my make up away.
Splash! And my coffee spilled on my brand new shirt.
The front door hit my face as it banged shut.
30 minutes later, I am still stuck in the trafic with cars honking around me.
But this is only the beginning of my terrible day.
