So there i was...

Last night i was out on the patio enjoying a cigarette in the dark when i heard a strange noise.
i look up to see a possum staring back at me like a little demon spawn, with its piercing eyes cutting into my soul.
unsure of what to do i stood up to turn on the light in hopes that this will scare the little devil away.
apparently this was the wrong move.
my standing up filled this tiny hellcat with rage, causing to lunge at me.
with my impending rabies shot flashing thru my mind i react, kicking this little hellion square in the stomach, sending it careening across the yard.
at the same instant i switch on the porch light just in time to see it go scurrying off across the yard in shame.
thats right, i drop kicked the little f*@ker.
this near death experience has caused me to do some soul searching, which has brought me to this point.
i would like to pose a question to each of you, when faced with a difficult situation what do you do?

i say in these moments take a deep breath, and ask yourself, what would david do?
Then haul back and kick that f*@ker square in the junk...