Pink "Push-up" Bras and Boyshorts

by Italian Stallion   Mar 11, 2008


Here I am
A young man,
Standing at a bin
A bin full of bras.

A woman approaches,
Asking what I want.
With a simple reply I said,
"Something cute for the wife."

What type would you like?
Push-up, strapless or under-wire?
Not knowing the difference,
I went with the very first.

I'll have a push-up please.
Reaching in she produced,
A hot pink push-up bra.
Will that be it today sir?

Pondering for a moment
I said, no not yet,
May I please have
Some matching bottoms.

Smiling at me,
The young lady said,
Right this way
As she led me to them.

Now standing in the right section
She pulled out a very small pair
Of hot pink boyshorts
These will do just fine, she smirked.

Once home and with my wife,
I lay the undergarments
On the soft awaiting bed.
And the rest is history,
As we like to call it.

© Copyright 2008 By: Italian Stallion

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  • 16 years ago

    by Tara

    Lol cute poem. i kinda sorta thought that maybe the sale person would be like the wife or maybe have a stanza about the right fit, like what size and stuff but other than that lol it was a very well written poem, and enjoyable to read. it gave a good laugh, and i feel bad for boys in bra stores! lol---tara

  • 16 years ago

    by Sarah

    LOL. That was awesome!

    I loved it!

    Somehow I like the fact you said 'Wife' not 'girlfriend'

    Because it sounds more unique and lovely.

    Great poem though. 5/5

  • 16 years ago

    by Brittany C

    Haha great poem...i can really see all that happening...nice word choice...the flow was great and it was easy to read and i'm sure that it can be related to...5/5

  • 16 years ago

    by Mike Wilburn

    I always thought the most critical element of this type of shopping was displacement.

  • 16 years ago

    by JEFF

    That leaves alot of unanswered questions.

    Did she like it?
    Did you get the right size?
    Did you receive a happy ending?
    Was that the right color?

    Great Write 5/5

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