We sit here alone contemplating
Devising our plan to end his life
Why you ask do we wish to kill Derek?
Why do we want to end his life?
Because he tried to steal my cookie's back, and insulted Neki's tic tacs of course
Now you may say "why thats a stupid reason to kill"
But do we care what you think?
Of course not! We think it's the perfect motive still
"so how shall we go about this?"
Neki says to me
"How shall we kill Derek Andrew Griffin...
For my tic tacs and your cookies?"
"Maybe i could sick my flesh eating squirrel-clowns on him!"
"What would they do?" she asked
I reply ,"Why eat his face off in his sleep of course if i tell them"
"That's all right, but i feel we should torture him more" was what she said to that
"We could take him to a Hannah Montana Concert and let her sink her fangs into his flesh"
"Yes that would show him" i stated evilly
"That'd teach him when you mess with our food, till they die we shall not rest"
And at that we laughed manically together
We stayed there all night formulating our plan for his death
The death of DAG
