When we left off
Neki and i
Were simply devising our plan
Of how Derek must die
You must all think we're crazy
And that may be true
But that doesn't change the fact
That his time is due
We gather our wits
Devices of torture and such
And discuss the date
That DAG's death must touch
We decide it best
A week from today
There's no other time
We could do the deed and get away
So we lie in wait
For the week from this day
When DAG must die
And be taken away
