Did my back hurt your knife when I walked unknowingly into the blade?
I apologise for getting blood all over it; I'll clean it off on my wrist, don't worry.
Are you still training these days?
Do you still need me as your punching bag?
It doesn't hurt, don't worry.
I live (and die) for this stuff.
If you're looking for me, I'll be in the corner, waiting for my next affliction.