In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too young and healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get cards and money and a party on your first day. You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink , and you have alot of fun, then you are ready for high school. You then go to middle and elementery school then kindergarten , you become a kid and you enjoy life, you play have friends. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born. And then you spend your last 9 months floating in a spa like conditions with central heating and room service like if you were in the trump plaza, larger quarters every day and then good bye! Your done . as an orgasm! . and thats how i want it to be in my next life....
