Her lacy red tong being on display
Gonna make that lady my second mate
My little mistress in my dark alley
Eagerly pulling off those little red panties
Only to find out that my baby Sally is a guy
Oh the horror when I unzipped his fly
The pain and suffering it did to my eyes
If my friends found out they'd break all ties
So I got out a gun and aimed for his head
Pulled the trigger and now he's dead
But before I could run away I fell to my knees
Because the man I shot was the father of my niece
