He said:"I had everything once, but I let it slip away."
She said:"Not for a thousand bucks I'd let me do the same."
He said:"I think I'm ugly but the ladies like me, though."
She said:"I was the prettiest girl in high school, what do you know ?"
He said:"I don't mind staying up to play video games."
She said:"I like to kick ass more than taking names."
He said:"One day, I wanna earn more than I can spend."
She said:"I did so once, but it lead to a dead end."
He said:"I like big butts, but the brains I value better."
She said:"I like walks on the beach and writing love letters."
He said:"I never cry, just like a real man should."
She said:"It's gonna be a competition - I never cry too."
He said:"I want a woman to spend the rest of my life with."
She said:"Life's too short for a adventure like this, and
by the way, I'm not perfect, my toe nail's grown in."
He said:"I like to eat a lot - and gluttony's a sin."
She said:"Gotta head out, it was fun to chat, though."
He said:"Hold up, there's something I wanna ask before you go."
She said:"I hope it's not something like "Do you like poetry?"."
He said:"Kind of close, but...Will you marry me ?"