Give me a home... (Pirate version)

Give me a home among the rumtrees
With lots of gold please
A parrot or two
And a pile of poo
Drunkie on the deck
A captain without a map
And an old, grumpy man

TM - LiquidSugar

(I made this up in school because I was bored haha, I mean, pirates are more exciting then English settlement in Australia right?)