Ladies and gentlemen!
Welcome all
Welcome all to the glorious Universe!
A place were not only do dreams fail to launch
but space ships fail too!
Have a seat don't be afraid to mingle with the beast
This will only take a few years
but time will not be seen!
Take a look here and there, but please don't stare!
The unthinkable ladies and gents can now be thought!
The unseen can now be seen!
but only without lights
see sometimes its to bright!
So gather your kids
gather yourself and leave the rest behind!
Make sure to bring you space suit!
And please no skipping in line!
Theres enough room for the two of you
but not for the single
no need for cameras
because here seeing is not believing!
here you must believe to see!
and if your blind then I'm sorry
please step out of line!
no cell phones allowed no pagers as well
to much noise can discomfort the meiosis of cells!
The show will start soon
lets not make the world wait now!
we only have 4 more years till the beginning of the new
and the silly clown has a birthday he must attend to!
If you happen to see a saucer don't panic
its only an impostor!
The real ones you can find
on the channels of Youtube!
Hush now, hush! The time keeps ticking
Hold your breath because somethings stinking!
No space for jokes just space to grow
and remember folks!
be aware of the black holes
these creatures are like news casters
they'll suck you right in!
And if you must rewind in time,
to the left are travelers that like to bend space
so make this short while the others wait
Patience is all that is needed
in 2012 Patience is all that we'll have.
Ladies and Gentlemen the show will now commence
please place your saftey goggles that were provided
Take your seat and clean your lens
and after the blow no time to mourn the dead
for the end of the world folks
is right around the bend.
