Golden Rule, keep your cool

Why, OH, Why?
Do you get people that just
get on your nerves?
Why aren't they shy?
You get overwhelmed with disgust
And not with lust!

You just start the morning smiling,
and end up frowning!
Scream, argue or fight,
it feels like you are in a dogfight!
Does it help your heart?
No! It rather makes you fart!

What to do?
Maybe go to the loo?
No! Use the golden rule
And keep your cool!

What do you need to keep your cool?
Patients, practice, brains or school?
Or is it humor, hobbies or friends?
Maybe it could be alcoholic blends?

Get some strong teeth
or grind them down.
Or just run for a heath.
Now, that will bring a frown!

Best will be,
Avoid the scenario,
maybe enter a spelling bee?
Or become like Lothario!

Golden rule,
Keep your cool!
Less road rage, less fights!
Buy a bike, tour your country
Take in the lovely sights
Or just listen to some country!

Day dream,
Work on your dream!
Don't be a cow,
living in pastures!
Don't say wow
over such adventures!
Eating green grass,
makes you an ass!

Why is the grass green?
Maybe it's the manure?
Maybe your eyes just see green?
No!!!! Definitely the manure!

Take a chance, be a rhino,
go out and fend for yourself!
Don't turn in to an albino!
Go on! Believe in yourself!

Get the thick skin and the scars,
Don't spend your money on new cars!
Get the passion,
you will never go out of fashion!

But, always
Always, always,
Stick to the golden rule
And keep your cool!

Believe in yourself!
And force good strong habits on yourself!

Or be a cow, living someone else's dream!
Let them get all the cream!
Go on! Keep on feeding on sh*t!
You will turn into Bullsh*t!

Get a motorcycle,
Or even a tricycle!
Feel the freedom of the wind!
And don't catch a fart down wind!

But, always
Always, always,
Stick to the golden rule
And keep your cool!