This love is an unfair game

This love is an unfair game,
Roll the dice,
Pick a card,
Doesn't matter it's all the same

This love is an unfair game,
You tell me I'm playing it wrong,
But can't you see it's right to ME

This love is an unfair game
My car proudly moves two spaces,
Only to shamefuly move back five

This love is an unfair game,
Have you ever seen a car commite suicide?

This love is an unfair game,
And I'm tired of the other players putting me to shame
So my car moves four spaces off the road,
And finally finds happiness as it sinks further into the river below