'Twas Greenday, and the Metallica Pussycat Dolls
Did Poison and Hinder in the Simple Plan
All the Animals were Bad Company,
And the Daughtry, Bestie Boys were Counting Crows
"Beware the Anthrax, my son!
The Beatles that kiss, the KoRn that Slip Knot!
Beware the Aqua, Fall out Boy, and shun
The Creed, Red Hot Chili Peppers!"
He took his Evanescence sword in hand;
Long time the White Snake Foe he sought
So rested he by the Nickleback Tree,
And stood awhile in Nirvana
And, as in Nirvana thought he stood
The rolling Stones, with eyes of flame
Came Goo Goo Dolls through the Godsmack Wood
And Skid Rowing as it came!
One two! One two! And through and through
The Black Sabbath blade went Limp Bizkit!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went Queenly back
"And hast thou slain the Anthrax?
Come to my arms, my Chemical Romance Boy!
O Coldplay Day! 3 Days grace! Alice in Chains!"
He chortled in joy
"Twas greenday, and the Metallica pussycat dolls
Did poison and HInder in the simple plan,
All the animals were Bad company
And the daughtry Beastie boys were counting crows!
