Hey there chum,
It's Lucifer,
You know from Paradise Lost,
I'm here to gift you luxury,
At quite a fickle cost.
For only your immortal soul,
I do you quite a favour,
Which over spanning centuries,
You'll gladly come to savour!
Would you rather riches?
A lass to call your own?
Perhaps to an exotic land,
You'd quite like to be flown?
Just ignore that spoilsport,
The one they all call God,
He doesn't like you to have fun,
He's such a stingy sod!
Just send to me your spirit,
PO Box 666,
I'll kindly grant you your request,
Shall only take two ticks!
Remember,
Name's Lucifer,
Just give me a call,
It's all only for having fun,
That meanie made me fall!
I'll leave it here,
With kind regards,
I'm sure you can't resist,
So don't you fear,
I'm always near,
You only need to shout,
Just send me your good ol' soul,
And I shall come assist!
((Getting to be a year old. I'm sorry if I upset anybody, this is all meant in jest and I'm not poking fn at anybody's faith. :3))
