Attack of the Billary (song)

This is all in fun - It's meant to be satiric, It's an over the top, wild exaggeration - I've no wish to offend anyone - I voted for Clinton in the primary (so very long ago...)

You can listen here:

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Attack of The Billary
Copyright May 15, 2008 Corinne Curcio

V1
Every night my beloved puts on CNN
Then it's MSNBC
For the latest polls and primaries she craves
While I cry "Darling Gwen
Put on The Office, Oprah -Jeopardy
Or you'll put me in an early grave!"

V2
"I can't" she shrieks "There's a demon in the midst
Of the Party Democratic
And I must monitor its movements night and day
Don't you know I keep a list
Of this monster's demographic
The 'who what when where why' they vote that way!"

Chorus
Look out! It's The Billary!
With its pantsuits in every color
And its nose grows ever longer
With each tall tale it tells
How do we withstand
The Attack of the Billary
And snake oil it sells?

Bridge
In all this kerfuffle and presidential shuffle
It seems they've gotten off the track
During this campaign they've forgotten about McCain
All I know is - I want my TV back!!!

Chorus
Look out! It's The Billary!
With its pantsuits in every color
And its nose just grows longer
With each tall tale it tells
How do we withstand
The Attack of the Billary
And snake oil it sells?