If I were one inch tall

If I were one inch tall, I would fear any dropped item,
Or even dogs that bite them,
But when I actually get to school,
I would not look like a fool,
Because no one could see that I am a ghoul,
For being one inch tall.

If I were one inch tall, I would fear every shoe,
Or maybe even your locker and you!
But there is nothing that would scare me more,
Than any closing door,
Because I would get sore,
For being one inch tall.

I would not have to do any more homework,
All that I could do is lurk.