Gremlins

by Grant Gilbert AKA Slash   Jun 5, 2008


Gremlins

Now Gremlins you should know are not very smart
They've got being stupid, right down to an art
When one happened upon me one day
I by chance, knew just what to say

He said "I eating your daughter I take her for my"
So I slapped him quite hard and spat in his eye
You can't eat my daughter you didn't ask me
The Gremlin stood up and said "I just take her for free"

So I stood in his way and he bit me quite hard
Then I tried to run, right out of the yard
He grabbed at my clothes, and latched onto my shirt
He threw me down, right there in the dirt

You can't eat me I'm way to fat
Cholesterols not good for you, you should know that
The Gremlin growled and came at me
I could do nothing so I climbed up a tree

The grumbling Gremlin walked round and round
He walked so much; he walked a hole in the ground
And he kept on walking, right through the night
When morning came by, he was all out of sight

And that my child is why they're no more
And why a Gremlin won't knock on you door
Hide under you bed
Or sleep on your floor

11h52 05.06.2008
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  • 16 years ago

    by adroit

    Really cute and funny. Lol. I almost miss that time when the only things you had to fear in life were monsters. :) Great writing. Honest Luck

    Sarah

  • 16 years ago

    by YourThe ReasonIDiedTonight

    Loved it...i got a warm feeling inside because it brought me back to my childhood. 5/5

  • 16 years ago

    by Jim McMillen the man within

    Now that was too cool,
    it made me feel like a kid all over again.
    (and that is not easily done)
    5/5

  • 16 years ago

    by Amina

    Thats pretty funny. I love this poem. Nice work.

  • 16 years ago

    by Kris

    It is funny.
    I like it.

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