Worship your sink day

Today is the day i must pray
But not to Wilbert nor my left foot
I must worship my sink today
And in words my happiness cannot be put

But if i have a pink sink
but a straight man i am
Worshiping the pink people may think
i am a curvy man, like the yam

But to water dispensers everywhere
I love you dearly
At you I will look while sitting on a chair
and i love you sincerely