Ha ha, he he, ho ho, meet me!
I'm small, tiny, and hard to see
People don't like me, but what did I do?
Nothing I'm saying, believe me, wont you?
I affect people in good ways you see
Kids stay out of school, Just cause of me
They get to skip learning and have fun instead
They just pretend that they're sleeping in bed
Now I know you don't know me, and I don't know you
But I bet that you'll love me when you sneeze, Achoo!
