Funerals are stereotypically sad and depressing, especially if it is your own damn funeral!!

Imagine, you're a ghost looking at all your family and friend's gloomy faces! Then later at the wake, listening to them all slandering you! Wouldn't that make you want to spend an eternity haunting them??

Well done

Michael

"I dislike funerals,
With flowers around.
I would prefer black roses in stead of red,
Because that really means I'm dead."

I love this stanza. Really sad but really well-penned. I like the subtle rhyme in it too.

I hate hate hate funerals as well. Don't we all? They are full of crying that's for sure. :( Good job here, 5/5.