Yes we are soul mates,
Met over the internet,
Already went on four cyber dates,
And I still haven't seen your face,
All I know is that your name's Dianne,
But I'm sure you're beautiful,
Just like your personality,
My age and my mentality,
You're the perfect girl for me,
We have typed back and forth,
For hours and hours,
Now tell me the truth right now,
Do you have mind reading powers?
Because you read my mind all the time,
When I see you I will hug you,
And give you all of these flowers,
So tomorrow we will meet,
Going to go out to eat,
Now the day has come,
Ready to meet the girl of my dreams,
As I sit here and wait for her at the table,
Eager for my cyber date to become real,
Try to keep my excitement stable,
Then I saw my date come right to me,
Wasn't who I thought it would be,
Instead of seeing beautiful Dianne,
I was greeted by a 40 year old man...
