Life Today

Life today is a bit funny.
It's all about the money.
Humanity is a thing of the past.
So come here honey.
Play with this old bunny.
Lets have us a good old blast.

Go ahead, grab that swan.
Don't be afraid to dance until dawn.
Don't just stand there and stare.
Her friends are all gone.
She's starting to yawn.
So dirty is now fair.

Let her know you want that thing.
Grab her tight and start to swing.
Make her shake it all around.
Give her a zing.
Let her ring.
Then softly bring her down.

Congratulations, you got her now.
You made'er scream out wow.
She's waiting for your next move.
So take a bow.
Make her meow.
And get her ready to groove.

Your home alone.
She's starting to moan.
You got her in the mood.
You're in the zone.
Your fully grown.
Don't make her wait, that's just rude.

Have your fun with her all night.
Don't forget to treat her just right.
You might have to see her again some day.
Use all your might.
Don't stop until you see sun light.
Enjoy what you got coming your way.

When you're done.
And you had your fun.
Book it out that door.
She might have a gun.
So you better run.
Or else you'll hit the floor.

Another great night went by.
All you had to was gave it a try.
It turned out to be just great.
If you can get that reply,
then pigs can fly.
Or your mind is in a slumber state.